We double-dog dare you not to laugh at these knock-knock jokes.
If you're in need of a good chuckle, or you're looking to embarrass your kids with a solid dad joke, we've got just the thing! We've looked far and wide to find 36 of the best knock-knock jokes, ever. And luckily for you, we've compiled them all together for your viewing pleasure. These jokes are so bad; they're good.
So sit back, relax, and get ready to bust a gut from erupting in laughter at these 36 knock-knock jokes.
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in; it’s cold out here!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel … that’s why I knocked!
6. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
Actually, it’s to whom.
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go, “Toot toot, vroom, vroom!”
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use — these jokes will never be funny.
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t give me some candy!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some BUNNY once told me the world is gonna roll me.
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear with me, it's so cold out here I can hardly talk!
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
What are you, an owl?
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey, bee a dear and get the door for me?
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran here. I’m tired!
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow
An interrupt—MOO!
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lemon meringue.
Lemon meringue who?
Lemon meringue the bell, but nobody answered!
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!
28. Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever!
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
32. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amish.
Amish who?
You're not a shoe!
33. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning.
34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
35. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abe Lincoln.
Abe Lincoln who?
You don't recognize me??!!
36. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears. OOPS! I DID IT AGAIN!
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